Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster

I am not a garbage man. I can't even bring myself to lug my solitairy trashcan down the hall, around the corner, and to the garbage shoot. Carting around Ryan, Josh, and Dylan's is out of the question; not to mention the rest of the neighborhood grass clippings, sometimes 20 black plastic bags full, after the first trim of spring. Besides, in the summer the trash is slimy and putrid, and in the winter my knuckles are dry and cracking, and either way I'm still doing for other people what I can't bring myself to do. On the other hand, when my mom criticized my lack of responsibility she yelled you can't even take out the trash! So maybe I'll do it, just to show her.